The Sun will Rise Again

osterfields: osterfields: tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:16:25 +0800

osterfields:

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

mess

kimveee: seshrat: uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:22:04 +0800

kimveee:

seshrat:

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

thank you for your sacrifice

@admiralfrewt us with the bows lmfao

nicoholas: @its-2am-and-fuck

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:32:40 +0800

nicoholas:

@its-2am-and-fuck

smatter: moorudel: artz-cafe: zhorken: corsolanite: Pikachu...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:00:08 +0800

smatter:

moorudel:

artz-cafe:

zhorken:

corsolanite:

Pikachu surrounding a vending machine, dancing to yodeling and trying to sell you beverages is hands down the most amazing thing i’ve seen yet!

How do I join this cult

Well that was entertaining xD

yes

A fresh water pops out

409s: g-stringofsuburbia: green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:57:50 +0800

409s:

g-stringofsuburbia:

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

sushinfood: squid-ink: Lemon pitpat pitpat pitpat pit...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:56:56 +0800

sushinfood:

squid-ink:

Lemon

pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pitpat pit pat pit

mindfuck of the day

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 18:46:00 +0800

fartgallery:

squirrelgirlv3:

fartgallery:

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

nightfuryqueen: So, during the recent Kanazawa Hyakumangoku Festival, someone made two lanterns,...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 18:44:43 +0800

nightfuryqueen:

So, during the recent Kanazawa Hyakumangoku Festival, someone made two lanterns, one depicting Popuko and the other Pipimi, wich got quite the spotlight

Look at them go
Together
Unstoppable
And then, in a dramatic turn of events, one of the lamps combusted

myheadislostintheclouds: lordmeowdemort: platypusplayhere: when in doubt slap His ass His is...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 11:10:04 +0800

myheadislostintheclouds:

lordmeowdemort:

platypusplayhere:

when in doubt slap His ass

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

boxheadpaint: pokemon: The Mythical Pokémon Mew awaits you in...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:51:31 +0800

boxheadpaint:

pokemon:

The Mythical Pokémon Mew awaits you in the Poké Ball Plus! Trainers who pick up this special accessory will be able to add Mew to their Pokémon: Let’s Go, Pikachu! or Pokémon: Let’s Go, Eevee! team. Available November 16, 2018: http://bit.ly/2sRa7MW

Photo

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 12:50:32 +0800

dailytweets:

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:58:11 +0800

dailytweets:

me on my deathbed

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:55:12 +0800

thebootydiaries:

husband: *sniff* Oh, what will I do without you? How will I cope?
me: *croaks* Come closer
husband: *comes closer*
me: ｈｉｒｅａｓａｍｕｒａｉ

papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers: virusarmor: scarecrow-hero: You’ve heard of now introducing we...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 17:14:17 +0800

papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers:

virusarmor:

scarecrow-hero:

You’ve heard of

now introducing

we can go lower

Photo

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 22:56:06 +0800

Photo

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:40:41 +0800

Video

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:40:04 +0800

kimveee: stability: vespertineflora: [audio...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:29:25 +0800

kimveee:

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

@admiralfrewt

ruelukas22: itwashotwestayedinthewater: this is the biggest...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:23:31 +0800

ruelukas22:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

sonansu: airyairyquitecontrary: literaryreference: wendycorduroy: wendycorduroy: i hate when...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 12:55:01 +0800

sonansu:

airyairyquitecontrary:

literaryreference:

wendycorduroy:

wendycorduroy:

i hate when people write out jessie and james’ wedding because it’s never in character. like ok. first of all, james would not be in a fucking tux. james would be in a dress, and jessie would get PISSED that his dress is nicer than hers, and it would be this fucking clusterfuck of them dress shopping and trying to find the perfect dress chemistry where they both look flawless and james is only a notch below jessie in excellence because duh she has to be the star.

their vows would be a variation of the motto, absolutely no question

meowth would be so happy that he accidentally starts evolving and jessie and james break their fucking kiss to B-button him like BUDDY, BUDDY, GROUND YOURSELF CMON YOU DONT WANT THAT before hes like SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK

giovanni would show up at the wedding and shake their hands. “good evening james. you’re fired.” “yes, i know, boss.” “well, enjoy the rest of your night.”

meowth and wobbuffet would drink WAY too much at the reception, obviously the best man and maid of honor, meowth would drunkenly break into tears while he’s giving his speech about how ‘jimmy’s da best, i really owe my life ta that goiy!’ wobbuffet also crying, agreeing with everything he says, so nansu so nansu so nansu.

how do people fuck up the rocket wedding when it’s the easiest thing to imagine

ash and every fucking twerp shows up to it, completely in disbelief but feeling an obligation. every single fucking one of them gifts the trio a different pikachu plushie or other pikachu merch. eventually they have a kid and she runs around in a pikachu onesie that misty bought for jessie years ago.

There was a brief but intense period in my misspent youth in which I read a lot of Pokemon fanfiction, and it was always so weird to me that there was a lot of Manly Man James and Delicate Flower Jessie having Serious Romance Novel Adventures with Traditional Gender Roles. This is much better.

“To protect our hearts from devastation
To unite our lives with this celebration
To recite long vows about truth and love
To fling confetti to the stars above

Team Rocket, get married at the speed of light!
Leave presents and cash on the table to the right.”

“Me - me - meow - WAAAAAAAHI’MSOHAPPYFORYOUSEGUYS”

Hi. This is the Best thing I’ve ever read.