osterfields:

osterfields:

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

mess

kimveee:

seshrat:

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

thank you for your sacrifice

@admiralfrewt us with the bows lmfao

nicoholas:

@its-2am-and-fuck

smatter:

moorudel:

artz-cafe:

zhorken:

corsolanite:

Pikachu surrounding a vending machine, dancing to yodeling and trying to sell you beverages is hands down the most amazing thing i’ve seen yet!  

How do I join this cult

Well that was entertaining xD

yes

A fresh water pops out

409s:

g-stringofsuburbia:

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

sushinfood:

squid-ink:

Lemon

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fartgallery:

squirrelgirlv3:

fartgallery:

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

nightfuryqueen:

So, during the recent Kanazawa Hyakumangoku Festival, someone made two lanterns, one depicting Popuko and the other Pipimi, wich got quite the spotlight

Look at them go

Together

Unstoppable

And then, in a dramatic turn of events, one of the lamps combusted

myheadislostintheclouds:

lordmeowdemort:

platypusplayhere:

when in doubt slap His ass

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

boxheadpaint:

pokemon:

The Mythical Pokémon Mew awaits you in the Poké Ball Plus! Trainers who pick up this special accessory will be able to add Mew to their Pokémon: Let’s Go, Pikachu! or Pokémon: Let’s Go, Eevee! team. Available November 16, 2018: http://bit.ly/2sRa7MW

dailytweets:

thebootydiaries:

husband: *sniff* Oh, what will I do without you? How will I cope?

me: *croaks* Come closer

husband: *comes closer*

me: ｈｉｒｅ ａ ｓａｍｕｒａｉ

papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers:

virusarmor:

scarecrow-hero:

You’ve heard of

now introducing

Originally posted by enragedrabbit

we can go lower